Listen carefully, you motherfucking fish. "They're" is a contraction. "Their" is possessive. "There" refers to location. "Put your umbrella over their" is WRONG. WHO ARE THEY? PUT THE UMBRELLA OVER THEIR WHAT? OHHHHH THE AMBIGUITY KILLS ME! IT'S "PUT THE UMBRELLA OVER THERE," and PUT YOUR BUTT IN AN ENGLISH CLASS.
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"I want to go to." ... ...? ... WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO? Oh, the gut-wrenching pain caused by an incomplete sentence. YOU HAVE MISUSED THE WORD "TO"! It's "I want to go too", you shitfart. Stop confusing people. Expand your limited knowledge.
OKAY. YOU KNOW WHAT? IF YOU SAY THAT THE SENTENCE "GO TO YOU'RE ROOM," GETS THE POINT ACROSS, YOU'RE WRONG. (Hey, I used "you're" instead of "your" in that case.) DO YOU KNOW WHY IT DOESN'T GET THE POINT ACROSS? BECAUSE YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOU ARE A ROOM. Don't objectify YOURself. You are a HUMAN BEING. TREAT YOURself RIGHT BY KNOWING THAT "YOUR" INDICATES OWNERSHIP, AND THAT "YOU'RE" IS A CONTRACTION WHICH REALLY MEANS "YOU ARE".
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